What Happened When I Tried Yandere Cookies…


Hey friends, it’s Akidearest and I have a very special treat today and by treat I mean [Joey laughs in the background] Only from you Japan am I gonna find some good Yandere love in my cookies? So I never really thought that having a yandere boyfriend or a girlfriend would ever be pleasant whatsoever Having an overly obsessed partner that wants you to spend 110 percent of your time and have a 110 percent of your attention towards them any less than that And I’m pretty much f***ed so they’re probably going to do one of three things One is just straight up kill me. Two is probably kill everyone else around me so that they can have me to themselves or three, they probably kidnap me And by doing so maybe they would poison me. So today we’re going to try a little bit of Yandere poison But we’re going to try out some yandere cookies today And I heard that they’re made with all the love in the world and that they’re absolutely to die for [creepy laughter] So I can’t wait to try these. Thanks Joey for getting me these Hopefully, I don’t die. I mean I could die on camera here right now So let’s just give this a shot And I got a nice little plate here to put the cookies on because we know that as a proper yandere would do just to Make it presentable not only for to make the person happy but to cover up the ugliness that’s gonna come in after Not really too keen on the design here. Just looks like a brick wall ♪ ♩ Now I’m breaking the wall ♪ ♩ I messed up. And only in Japan would they give you individual packets for every single cookie. Let’s smell these They just smell like strawberries I think that looks a little bit more presentable. Okay, so let’s try these Am I missing something? Did you eat these cookies before? Well what did they taste like? Baby. Eat these. Because they taste great. I’m pissed Exactly. [Joey: I guess they’re not hot.] But this is the one that you ate [Joey: No] Wow what do the ingredients say? I got a deredere. [Joey: You do a -There’s nothing yandere about it.] I don’t know what kinda yandere I got but I mean these were fantastic It came with a little postcard which has the girl which is super cute and kind of demented at the same time I’ll keep this but man am I disappointed [concerned Joey: Om] Are you getting anything? I don’t know, but I – this didn’t happen to you Joey, right? [Joey:Yeah, I had one] [Joey: What was in it?] I don’t know, did you get this? [Joey: Yeah] I just bit into it and you had him too, right? I mean, I had all of them, I had a lot of them [Joey: I had one] Yay, I’m alive, so we’re gonna go on to th- [laughing] “Yay I’m alive?” No But actually in a turn of events it did happen which turned out that the fake blood was actually really bad for me So that was a big disappointment I was expecting them to be spicy But turns out that they’re absolutely delicious and that the ugliness just comes afterwards So luckily I bought another set of cookies which are tsundere cookies, and this is Russian Roulette These are actually what we were intending the yandere cookies to be And these actually say that they’re spicy Two out of twelve is spicy Okay, and ten are safe. [Aki:] So it looks like that we’re going to just keep eating one cookie at a time and see who has to go to the bathroom and have a ring of fire around the buttbutt [?] Is it just me or does the girl on the cover kinda look like- [Aki:] Taiga? [Both] Yeah [talking like a baby] We’re sharing things [with weird accent:] Open the box And look it’s like something’s alive in there ’cause they’ve drilled holes in it This should have been what the yandere cookies would have been Yeah, something’s alive. Of course individual packaging because yay Japan [Aki:] Well, I like it this way okay, and oh, is this a like a warranty kind of thing? [Joey:] Uh, yeah, I think If they taste like shit, or you die then call that number I feel like people are gonna prank call that number So I’ll just jumble all of these up They are all cracked So we’re gonna take it one cookie at a time I swear if this is the spicy one I’ll freaking laugh. [Joey:] I will cry I will laugh. And don’t smell beforehand there. You might actually smell the spice I don’t think so [Aki:] Yeah, no well, we shouldn’t Allright, we won’t do it Okay, three, two one Oh, I bit my lip Still kind of spicy. [regretting everything] What? Did you get the spicy one or not? It’s like, that’s like a little bit spicy Maybe you got it Possible? [Aki:] Or is it just your mind playing games with you? I don’t know Well I’m safe, it’s just that these cookies- Oh no I got it [cry of agony and regret] Oh I just swalloved whole bunch of it and it’s- [coughing] Oh my God On the first try [Joey:] And it was the cookie you gave me [burping loudly while Aki laughs] I felt nothing- oh I can smell the burrito I just had I felt nothing like as I was like chewing it and like every now and then like something spicy would come up, and then the moment I swalloved it was like aargh What level of spice is this, what do you think? [Joey:] It was like someone dumped like a whole bunch of tabasco The first one Yeah it was the one you f**king gave me Now I kind of hope that I get it ’cause I need to know what this tastes like Well, you can just keep eating until you get it. So you have to choose, you’re at a crossroads right here. Do you A: Turn left and think about your safety and continue the gameplay normal or B: Think about them views Eat all the rest of the cookies until you get the last one For the views! Yeah, sure. The only thing about like the normal cookie though. It’s incredibly dry and it actually doesn’t taste good, like can I just- Like I wouldn’t know. All I’ve had is a tabasco filled f**cking cookie It doesn’t kick in until you’ve swallowed it, huh,? [Joey:] It didn’t for me. [Aki: Okay] It still hurts the back of my throat Second cookie down No? Nothing? Alright Can I just like if it’s not spicy can I just spit it out? ‘Cause these aren’t good for me Yeah probably not, just keep eating Good cookie That’s was quick. Yeah there you go. You didn’t have to eat the rest of these. Keep chewing Glad yours came that quickly [lots of regret] Swallow it Swallow it Do it I’m scared Oh you have to you mustn’t spit that out Be a big girl [instant regret and cry of great agony] Oh my God What is that? [Joey:] I told you The moment you swallow it, it just goes all down your throat But it has no taste [Yeah] It has no taste It’s just spicy. It’s like if someone got to bask it in the water for a day My throat. I just healed up I know why, you just had to do this video Because it was fu- [oh the pain] You look like someone who just died by getting a bottle shoved up in his ass There’s no taste. It’s just a burn, just the just the pure burn of spice It’s like all down here. If you get sick of my ass I swear to god I’m calling out this number [Joey with high pitched voice:] Oh that was like perfect timing I’m not going back there man, do the outro Alright guys so that was it for the disappointing yandere cookies and the overwhelming tsundere cookies uh If you guys want to do a challenge, I would suggest just eating tsundere cookies that are Russian roulette. We have the worst luck in the world I can’t believe he got it on the first cookie and I got it on the third cookie, anyway So hope you guys enjoyed this video, and I appreciate you guys for watching and subscribe to my channel for more anime otaku related content and I’ll see you guys in the next video Bye bye!

3 thoughts on “What Happened When I Tried Yandere Cookies…

  1. Roflmao DAT fart viewers be warn these cookies will make ya fart when you eat enough of them lol my sides hurt from laughing oh god

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