Sesame Street: The Spy Who Loved Cookies (007 Parody)

NARRATOR: The following
has been rated LTD. For Listen To Directions. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CRUNCHING] NARRATOR: Cookie Monster is
Double-Stuffed 7 in The Spy Who Loved Cookies. This case was a royal
pain in the cookies. QUEEN: The crown cookies! Someone has stolen the
crown cookies. But who? LADY FINGER: Guilty. [EVIL LAUGHTER] SINGER: [SINGING] Lady Finger. She’s the one, the one
in the cookie gown. She’ll destroy the crown. LADY FINGER: You bet your
snickerdoodles I will. Thanks to my cookie
dunker of doom. [EVIL LAUGHTER] NARRATOR: Only the best secret
agent could stop Lady Finger’s evil plan. Unfortunately, he wasn’t
available. So they called– [SCREAMING] [CRASH] DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Oh,
that me watch. Hello? DOCTOR: Double-Stuffed 7, if
you want to get into Lady Finger’s lair, use the
control panel. DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Oh right
the control panel. Yeah, got it. What me do now? DOCTOR: Listen carefully. Push the green button– DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Green
button, got it. [SCREAMING] [CLUCKING] DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Yeah,
that no work. Me just get hit by
falling chicken. DOCTOR: Wait. And pay attention to
the directions. Push the green button after
you push the blue button. DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Oh, after? Oh. Why you not say that
before, lady? OK. Me got it. Me better talk meself
through this. Green button after
blue button. OK, so that mean that blue
button come first. Then green button. [BELL RINGING] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. [CRASH] Oh no. Another gate. Uh oh. There are no buttons. OK what me do? DOCTOR: Listen carefully. Flip the green switch– DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Green switch. Got it. [SCREAMING] [CLUCKING] DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: OK, what
with the chickens? DOCTOR: Because you
didn’t listen! Flip the green switch after
you flip the blue switch. DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Oh, there
that word again. After. Yeah. Green after blue. OK, me remember what
that mean. It mean blue switch first
then green switch. [RINGING] [CRASH] DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Oh no! There no buttons or switches. What me do, lady? DOCTOR: Listen care– DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: –carefully! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me should’ve guessed. DOCTOR: Pull the green
lever after– [STATIC] DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Hello? Bossy English lady,
where’d you go? Well, me just pull the green– wait a minute, me remembering
something. When me do green first, me
always get hit by chickens. Yeah, what lady say? Green after blue. So that mean blue lever,
then green lever. [BEEPING] Aha! LADY FINGER: Double-Stuffed’s
in! But how? DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Me listen,
me remember, and me leap. SINGER: [SINGING] Let the cookies fall. Let them fall. QUEEN: Thank you, Double-Stuffed
7. The crown cookies will
now be safe forever. DOUBLE-STUFFED 7: Wait
a minute, what that crown made of? Cowabunga! NARRATOR: The spy who
loved cookies. Coming this Arbor Day to
a theater near you. He was a karate student
who wasn’t ready for karate school. COOKIE MONSTER: Watch me
do a cookie crane kick. Hiya! [CRASH] NARRATOR: Can Cookie
Monster become a successful karate student?

100 thoughts on “Sesame Street: The Spy Who Loved Cookies (007 Parody)

  1. agent 007:mission paw chase
    english lady:princess pup
    evil of doom:medic villain

  2. Lady Finger's Plan has gonna dunking the Queen's Cookie Crown
    Double-Stuffed 7 will stop Lady Finger and get the crown back

  3. Cookie: "You expect me talk?!"
    Oscar: "Course not, you dumb cookie, I expect you to eat out half the chocolate chip cookie supply at Publix!!!"
    Cookie: "Ohhh! How many time me disappoint on THAT?"
    Oscar: "Frequently!!!!"

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  5. George Lazenby never had to face a chicken catapult door trap! I feel robbed of this moment in his one film.

  6. Tbh he wouldn’t of had as much of a problem with the instructions if she just said “first the blue button, then the green button!” Cause who the heck says what comes second first?

  7. A definite prejudice against red levers, switches, and buttons. I’m calling my congressman! CM has a nice Apple Watch.

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