Sesame Street: Cookie’s Crumby Pictures- The Biscotti Kid (Karate Kid Parody)


NARRATOR: The following preview
has been rated SR for School Readiness. COOKIE MONSTER:
[MUNCHING LOUDLY] NARRATOR: He was a karate
teacher looking for a student. MR. MICOOKIE: Want to learn
biscotti karate? FLY: No, thanks. I take fly kwon do. Hiyah! NARRATOR: He was a karate
student who wasn’t ready for karate school. COOKIE MONSTER: Watch me
do cookie crane kick. Hiyah! [GROANING] [WATER SPLASHES] NARRATOR: Can Cookie
Monster become a successful karate student? COOKIE MONSTER: Me not know. Can me? NARRATOR: Find out in
“The Biscotti Kid.” MR. MICOOKIE: Cookie-san, if
you listen closely, I will teach you the ancient art
of biscotti karate. And soon you will earn black
and white cookie belt. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh
boy, oh boy. Oh, me want that belt so bad. Uh, what me have to do? MR. MICOOKIE: In order to learn
biscotti karate, you must listen with your
whole body. Eyes watch. Ears listen. Voice quiet. Body calm. COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Me good listener,
Mr. Micookie. Now show me how to do
biscotti karate. MR. MICOOKIE: Biscotti
karate is this. (QUICKLY) Snacks
on, snacks off. COOKIE MONSTER: (INTERNAL
THOUGHTS] Oh– MR. MICOOKIE: Snacks on. COOKIE MONSTER: –boy. Look at black and white
cookie belt. Ohh, me want it so bad. MR. MICOOKIE: OK, Cookie-san. COOKIE MONSTER: What? MR. MICOOKIE: Show me
biscotti karate. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh,
me turn, me turn. OK. Me can do this. Snacks in. [MUNCHING] [GROANING] Who this guy? MR. MICOOKIE: This is my other
student, the Karate Squid. Tell me, Karate Squid, was
Cookie-san listening with whole body? KARATE SQUID: No, sensei. COOKIE MONSTER: [GROANING] What me do wrong? Why me no get biscotti karate? MR. MICOOKIE: Because
you weren’t listening with whole body. Remember, eyes watch. Ears listen. Voice quiet. Body calm. COOKIE MONSTER: OK. Show me biscotti karate. MR. MICOOKIE: This is
biscotti karate. (QUICKLY) Snacks
on, snacks off. Snacks on, snacks off. COOKIE MONSTER: (INTERNAL
THOUGHTS] Oh boy, oh boy. Me no can help looking
at cookie belt. Ohh. But at least me can listen
with ears while me look at the belt. MR. MICOOKIE: OK, Cookie-san,
your turn. Show me biscotti karate. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh
boy, oh boy. Me listen this time. OK. Here me go. Snacks on, snacks off. Cowabunga! [GROANING] MR. MICOOKIE: Karate Squid, was
Cookie-san listening with his whole body? KARATE SQUID: No, sensei. COOKIE MONSTER: [GROANING] But me was listening. MR. MICOOKIE: You were listening
with just your ears, Cookie-san. You need to listen
with whole body. Remember, eyes watch. Ears listen. Voice quiet. Body calm. COOKIE MONSTER: Eyes,
ears, voice, body. Me think me got it. MR. MICOOKIE: I hope so. I shall show you biscotti
karate one last time. (QUICKLY) Snacks
on, snacks off. Snacks on, snacks off. COOKIE MONSTER: Eyes watch. Ears listen. (WHISPERING) Voice quiet. Body calm. MR. MICOOKIE: OK, Cookie-san,
it is your turn. Show me biscotti karate. COOKIE MONSTER: Snacks on. Uh-oh. Where me put it again? Wait! Me listened with whole body. And me remember it
go like this. Snacks on, snacks off. Snacks on, snacks off. MR. MICOOKIE: Karate Squid, was
Cookie-san listening with his whole body? KARATE SQUID: Yes, sensei. MR. MICOOKIE: Because he has
listened, Cookie-san has earned this black and
white cookie belt. COOKIE MONSTER: [GASPS] Oh, boy. [MUSIC PLAYING] [SINGING] “We have a monster who
really loves cookies. Love is the crunch of
cookies that melt. [? Sweetened ?] karate, listen with body. We did it all for this
cookie belt.” MR. MICOOKIE: From now until
the end of time or until someone else plays you in the
sequel or the remake, you shall be known as the
biscotti kid. COOKIE MONSTER: Cowabunga! [MUNCHING] NARRATOR: “The Biscotti Kid,”
look and listen for it at a theater near you. COOKIE MONSTER: [MUNCHING] [MOTORCYCLE REVVING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [SINGING] “Rhyming through this
world on a bike. Words end the same. They sound alike.”

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