PATTY CAKE


[Theme Song] Patty Cake! She’s a girl’s best friend! Patty Cake! She’s with ya til the end! Making friends til the end of time! If she weren’t a cake, she’d be a Sweetie
Pie! Patty Cake! Hi I’m Patty Cake! And this is my new best friend! What do you want to do today, Tina? Tina can’t hear me talk. But that’s okay! Tina rules! [Singing] Patty Cake! Today’s gonna be the best! Imma thorw a party! Best party ever!!! It’s party time! Look everybody, it’s Patty Cake!!! Oh my god I love Patty Cake!!!! Isn’t she the cutest!?! Oh yeah, she’s the cutest!!! Oh my god, thank you so much!!!! It’s my party today, so guess what? We’re having cake! Awesome! I love cake! Where is it? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Come here everybody. Have some Patty Cake!!! Why did you do this to me!?!? Stopp!!!!! Oh my god!!!! Whyyyyyyyyy? I love today! It’s my birthday, yay!!!! It’s my life!!!! You’re ending it!!!! [Crying] Isn’t Patty Cake delicious!!?!? I thought we were friends! You were my best friend!!!! Patty Cake is the best, Tina! Yeah…this tastes good, Tina!!!! This tastes like betrayal, Tina!!!!! Argghghghghgh!!!!! You’re a traitor!!!! You’re a no-good, cake- stabbing traitor!!!! I wish you could hear me!!!! I can hear you. But you’re in our world! And in our world, cake gets CUT! Oh no. No. No-no-no-no-no, get away from my brain!!!! Not my brain! Burf. Befrulurghuburf. Burfaffleflurgurf. Anybody want any more Patty Cake? Noooooo. We don’t wanna get fat. Throw the rest in the trash can. Burfurgleburburf. [Singing] Patty Cake!

100 thoughts on “PATTY CAKE

  1. The funniest thing is that he could've made this into a TV show and get a lot of money, A cake who tries to get her owner some friends and then there are people who are gonna do bad things to her and the cake has to find a way to warn her or stop them

  2. .R.I.P. Patty Cake 2017-2019
    JK Patty Cake is not In Garden dead he's on Trash

  3. "A loaf of bread", the Walrus said,
    "Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed.
    Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear,
    We can begin to feed." (0:59)

    – Lewis Carroll, The Walrus and the Carpenter

  4. Reasons why it’s supposed to be kid friendly:
    1. It’s cute and fun
    2. There will not be man slaughter in this cartoon
    3. Show some friendship

  5. 666 Comments (Other Than Mine…)

    Ironic Isnt It?

    I Would Keep Poor Patty Cake For Myself, (*NOT TO EAT*)

  6. This kind of ruined my childhood sense strawberry shortcake was my favorite when I was 5 years old

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