[Theme Song] Patty Cake! She’s a girl’s best friend! Patty Cake! She’s with ya til the end! Making friends til the end of time! If she weren’t a cake, she’d be a Sweetie
Pie! Patty Cake! Hi I’m Patty Cake! And this is my new best friend! What do you want to do today, Tina? Tina can’t hear me talk. But that’s okay! Tina rules! [Singing] Patty Cake! Today’s gonna be the best! Imma thorw a party! Best party ever!!! It’s party time! Look everybody, it’s Patty Cake!!! Oh my god I love Patty Cake!!!! Isn’t she the cutest!?! Oh yeah, she’s the cutest!!! Oh my god, thank you so much!!!! It’s my party today, so guess what? We’re having cake! Awesome! I love cake! Where is it? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Come here everybody. Have some Patty Cake!!! Why did you do this to me!?!? Stopp!!!!! Oh my god!!!! Whyyyyyyyyy? I love today! It’s my birthday, yay!!!! It’s my life!!!! You’re ending it!!!! [Crying] Isn’t Patty Cake delicious!!?!? I thought we were friends! You were my best friend!!!! Patty Cake is the best, Tina! Yeah…this tastes good, Tina!!!! This tastes like betrayal, Tina!!!!! Argghghghghgh!!!!! You’re a traitor!!!! You’re a no-good, cake- stabbing traitor!!!! I wish you could hear me!!!! I can hear you. But you’re in our world! And in our world, cake gets CUT! Oh no. No. No-no-no-no-no, get away from my brain!!!! Not my brain! Burf. Befrulurghuburf. Burfaffleflurgurf. Anybody want any more Patty Cake? Noooooo. We don’t wanna get fat. Throw the rest in the trash can. Burfurgleburburf. [Singing] Patty Cake!