Mr. Robot’s Rami Malek Visits the Museum of Ice Cream


>>Jimmy: SENATOR WYDEN. HEY, YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE VISITING US, THERE’S SOMETHING FUN FOR THE KIDS. A NEW MUSEUM HERE IN L.A. CALLED THE MUSEUM OF ICE CREAM. EVERYTHING IN IT IS ICE CREAM THEMED. THE ARTWORK, THERE’S ACTUAL ICE CREAM, IT’S VERY POPULAR. TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT FOR I DON’T KNOW HOW — IT’S LIKE “THE HAMILTON” OF MUSEUMS. WE MANAGED TO GET OUR HANDS ON A GOLDEN TICKET AND WE GAVE THAT TICKET TO OUR FRIEND RONNIE MALIK WHO STARS ON “MR. ROBOT.” THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MR. ROBOT MEETS MR. SOFTIE. ♪ ♪>>HI. WELCOME TO THE MUSEUM OF ICE CREAM. MY NAME IS STRAWBERRY SYDNEY. JUST A FEW THINGS BEFORE MOVING ON. OUR MUSEUM IS A ONE-WAY-THROUGH MUSEUM, PLEASE KEEP MOVING FORWARD IN OUR MUSEUM AND IN LIFE. WHILE YOU ARE IN EACH ROOM PLEASE TRY AND FINISH YOUR DESIGNATED TREAT INSIDE THAT ROOM BEFORE MOVING ON. WE HAVE A LOT OF ARTISTS THAT HAVE COME HERE — HAVE FUN!>>ICE CREAM. YOU SCREAM. WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM. AN ODE TO JOY. A SWEET BALANCE TO OUR SALTY TEARS. ARE THESE WONDERS EVEN REAL? AM I? ♪ LIKE ICE CREAM?>>YEAH.>>YOU LIKE ICE CREAM?>>YEAH.>>THAT’S COOL. ♪ HOW DO YOU MAKE AN ICE CREAM MUSEUM WITHOUT COMPLETELY GOING INSANE? WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE? IS GELATO ICE CREAM? WHAT ABOUT FRO-YO? IT’S A DOUBLE SCOOP OF ANARCHY. CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?>>YES.>>I’M HERE BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO OVERCOME A PERSONAL CHILDHOOD ICE CREAM TRAUMA. ♪ ♪>>ICE CREAM MAN!>>THAT’S RIGHT. MR. SOFTIE WAS WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME. HE WATCHED ME. AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT — I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. [ LAUGHTER ] THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED. THE CLAW GRABS THE PRIZE BUT WHO GRABS THE CLAW? MRM! MM! DO YOU EVER GET ICE CREAM HEADACHES?>>NO. >>YOU? I DO. IT’S NOT FROM THE ICE CREAM. IT’S BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT EMBEDDED A CHIP INTO MY SPINE. IT’S NOT A JOKE. IT’S FOR REAL. IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. IS ALL OF THIS A TOOTY FRUITY ILLUSION COVERED IN SPRINKLES? SO, SO, SO MANY SPRINKLES?>>ARE YOU DONE NOW?>>NOT EVEN CLOSE.>>WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.>>THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG. WE AREN’T HERE AT ALL. I’M JUST LOCKED IN A PRISON OF OUR OWN DESIGN. AND THE KEY IS STAMPED “DO NOT DUPLICATE.” HEY, CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE T-SHIRTS?>>UH — YEAH, OF COURSE.>>AWESOME. ♪ I GOT NO WORRIES GOT NO WOES ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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