How to Win at Cookie Clicker

So that’s it… you click cookies… I’m at 207.6 cookies per second. My CPS is only 26.8… *sigh* What is he doing? He’s beginning to believe. You gotta stop this guy he’s taking my cookies!
– I’m locked! His CPS is off the charts! NONONONONONONO I’m LOSIN’ MY COOKIES!
*Phone rings* Hello? I didn’t call you to tell you how this is going to end… I called you to tell you how this is going to begin… I’m going to hang up this mouse, and I’m going to show these people something that you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world with Synapse. A world of INFINITE COOKIES. Where we click from there is a choice I leave to you… I WANT ‘EM BACK!
– You’re locked out! NOW! PLEASE… get my cookies back…

100 thoughts on “How to Win at Cookie Clicker

  1. How to win cookie clicker?

    Normal person: I try to click as fast as I can, or download autoclicker..

    Minecraft PvPer: just use jitter click lol…

  2. OR… you could press ctrl+shift+i and go to console and type "Game.cookiesPs = 99999999999999999999999999999999999" and copy that in every 2 seconds! You could even go higher by typing more numbers in

  3. Each day millions of cookies are being abused you can help by donating just one pack of Chips Ahoy cookies please stop the abuse and speak up

  4. Dashnet HQ, not Cookie Clicker HQ.
    Dashnet made Cookie Clicker.

    Like Nintendo HQ, not Mario HQ.

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