The moment we were waiting for
is here. We’ll find out
the baby’s gender! How exciting! My future co-parents
gave me this task. They don’t know anything. But I want the best
for my future godson -or goddaughter or godchild.
-Alright. Well, here’s the dynamic. Daddy Marcelo e Mommy Roxana
will bite the cupcake and we’ll know the gender
according to the filling. -Are you ready?
-Yes, yes! -Which one, honey?
-This one. -That one?
-I’m nervous. I’ll count to 3. No, wait, wait! -If it’s blue, it’s a boy.
-Okay. -If it’s pink, it’s a girl.
-Alright. If it’s purple,
it’s non-binary. If it’s purple and green,
it’s non-normative gender queer. Okay then… If it’s grey…
Wait, I wrote it down. There are many? Yes, if it’s grey,
it’s undefined gender. Violet means
it’s genderfluid. -It can be both male and female.
-Like your cousin. Yellow is demigender, identifying with their gender,
but not totally. Blue and red, androgyne.
Pink and red, trans woman. Blue and purple, trans man.
Green, trans neutral. Grey and blue is stargender,
which we don’t understand yet. I don’t get it… If it changes color, it’s
an infinite combination of genders. Write this down,
it’s very important. -Wait. Hold this…
-Don’t worry. I’ll show you. I’ll show you.
It’s almost over. Blue and pink, bigender. Blue, yellow and pink,
trigender. Rainbow, polygender.
White, null gender. Yellow and black, egogender, which is a personal,
unique and exclusive gender. Okay. Well… Pink and yellow is cutegender,
defined as “cute”. Black is vague gender.
Dark red is cyclegender, which changes
with menstrual cycles. What’s the dark red? Beige with chocolate chips
is illusiongender, which adapts
to people’s genders. Orange is the fire gender, which depends
on the intensity of the flame. If there’s a teddy bear,
it’s furry trans-species. And, if it’s sushi, it’s otaku.
Are you ready? -Ready?
-Yes, yes. What if there’s no filling? Jeez! It’s false pregnancy. -There’s nothing?
-No. -There’s nothing.
-Let’s see. -But there’s a doll.
-There’s nothing. -Oh… Should we try the others?