Escaping From Cops Using Magic – How To Drink In Public


– Oh man, that is good stuff. – Sir, you!
– Hey. – Hey, what are you doin’? What are you doin’ back here, man? – I’m just hanging out, man. I got some free champagne
from the hotel, man. – Hold on dude, let me tell ya somethin’. I had complaints that
you’re back here drinkin’ we don’t allow people
out here with bottles and glass back here
just drinkin’ anywhere. – Man, it’s Vegas though. We’re allowed to drink anywhere, you know? Sin City, whoo ha!
– No we do not allow people to just drink back here, sir. – Why not, man?
Nobody’s around here. – It’s against the rules.
– Nobody’s gonna see us. – It’s against the rules, sir.
– It’s Vegas. – That’s just how it is, sir. – Come on. – Now you’re doin’ it in front of me. – You wanna sip? – No, I don’t think so. – Well here, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait. Let me just–
– Now you’re doin’ it in front of me.
– Hang on. How ’bout if I do this? Now you don’t even now you don’t see it, man. See, like this? – Sir you did it again.
– Hold on. – And he’s continuing to not comply. – How ’bout if if just do that? Put it in the bag? – How ’bout we maybe
put you in some cuffs? – That’s not a good idea, no, no. You can’t see it now. If you came around like this– – It’s still there, sir. We don’t, it’s not like–
– How ’bout that then? – You’re not drinkin’.
You still got a bottle. You still got a bag sir, and a bottle. – How ’bout this?
Nothing here. – No sir, and you did do it in front of me with constitutes me maybe
even putting you in cuffs sending you to jail. – No, no, I can’t do that. It’s Vegas, man. Come on, man.
I don’t even have it. You don’t even know I have it. This could be a statue. – You still have it, sir. – How if I just do that? I mean, nothing.
How ’bout that? Is that better, man? – You have something, I saw something. – That’s it.
– You did something. – I have nothin’.
– What’d you do? – I don’t have anything.
– What’d you do? – Nothin’ on me, man. – What’d you do?
– Nothin’. I got nothing, dude. – Where the hell, where’d it go, man? He’s done something. – If I had something then
it’d be a problem, right? But I got nothing, man. – You did something.
– And it’s Vegas. I got nothing.
I just hangin’ out, nice day. – No man, it’s just not a hanging out day. Not with drinking. – I’m not drinking, man.
I got nothing. – What’d you do, man? – If I got nothing can I go? There’s nothing, can
I go if I got nothing? – You need to maybe go to jail. – No man, I’ll get out of here man. I got it, I got it man. It’s all right, I got it. (rock music)

86 thoughts on “Escaping From Cops Using Magic – How To Drink In Public

  1. Drinking in public is illegal? In England I don't know the law but alkies commonly walk around clutching a bottle of wine in one hand and a can of thatchers in the others.

  2. Man stop man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man

  3. this is good for homeless and USA are full of them!! they must drink something in front of cops and they will get the 3x meal per day and worm bed -room(in prison) especially in the winter !! but i doubt that cops use law when homeless drinking in front of them then

  4. It's not uncommon to see blokes walking down the street with a can of beer in England (especially when it's a major football tournament or something). Our police, at least in my experience, don't bat an eye lid. America is mental, you can buy assault rifles in your supermarkets but you're prohibited from having a cheeky beer in public or from walking across the road anywhere you like. Tad backwards, don't you think?

  5. Who cares about how he did it,that was entertainingly funny,when crumpled up bag I would have just confusingly walked away

  6. how not to be homeless in USA!!? just drink in public in front of cops ., but problem is that this assholes in uniform and govermant dont care for homeless if they drink nigh and day in front of them especially not in winter time so that means they would not give them warm prison room and 3x meal per day

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